- me: i wish someone liked me
- someone: [likes me]
- me: i must fake my death and lie low for ten years
Never, never tell them. Try and remember that. Never tell anyone anything ever. Never tell anyone anything again.
- Ernest Hemingway(via wordsnquotes)
(via impassionedly)
me when astrology doesnt match my personality: this is liberal hippie trash and honestly, I am the one who decides what kind of person I am, not some con artist trying to make a quick buck
me when astrology matches my personality: this is honestly so scary, i can literally feel the planets aligning and I am one with the earth, moon and the stars *grabs handful of dirt for no reason*
(via seanp0donnell)
